#everytime smth goes wrong

[samfangalore]

The fact that Wolverine and Deadpool are both on the thin line of being a villain and the only thing truly stopping them is the fact that deep down they care

[dnangelic]

im always coming online and posting things when i only have like 2 seconds to breathe :/

[keii-starz]

KIM NARI

DESCRIPTION

an ordinary business major at the university, nari uses a captivating smile as the "queen bee" and "beauty of the business department" to charm others and get what she wants. nari has a bubbly personality and is a very optimistic person who can also be very calculating at times.

APPEARANCE

with an ordinary appearance of black hair and brown eyes, nari uses her excellent taste in fashion, her wavy, flowy short hair, and "kind" smile to stand out more. she is also known for being an expert in makeup.

RELATIONSHIPS

-(self proclaimed) supportive best friend of eunhyun

-friends with jinhwan

-close friends with jinhwan's sister, eunhye

-doesn't like seohan that much

"I WAS ONLY USING HIM FOR HIS MONEY, BUT..."

at first, nari only became friends with him because she was aware his parents were the owners of one of the most money-making companies, which meant eunhyun was practically...well, rich. so she figured, "if I became his friend...I might not have to worry about money anymore!!"

but then she felt bad because he was so excited to be friends with her and didn't mind lending her any money or buying things for her

FACTS!

pronouns: she/her

age: 21

birthday: october 14th (libra)

extrovert

-business major

-major sweet tooth

-loves money a lot

hobbies: shopping, café hopping

-likes cute things

@alexisomnias @casp1an-sea @the-banana-0verlord @xxoomiii @krenenbaker @officialdaydreamer00

[shamemp3]

sick on nye :) في احد بيدعي علي

[kaevch]

im js a guy 😢

[dykeofmisfortune]

they should make an autism doctor who you can call when you're having trouble reading a social cue and who can diagnose the situation as you're seeing the truth or ur crazy and things are just normal and ur mind is playing into things

[nightmare8-420]

If you quit art i will cry.

SORRY ANON 😭 i was being dramatic i dont think ill ever actually quit art tbh

🫂🫂 there there *pat pat*

[eunhos]

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[restinslices]

Lin Kuei Bros: Play Fighting

Smoke so dramatic-. Anyway, don’t ask why I thought of this. The voices were loud

Bi-Han

Play fighting with any of them is bold as fuck but HIM? You don't like your life 

I'm not saying he's gonna straight up assault you but out of all the brothers, he has the highest chance of hitting you hard as shit on accident 

He probably wouldn't even like play fighting that much. He'd prefer sparring cause at least you're working on your skills. Why you just fucking around?

You gotta catch him on the right day. Some days he's busy and some days he's just legit not in the mood. 

“Imma start it off slow. Imma scope the scenery out-”

If you somehow get this man to cooperate, first of all good job. Second of all, y'all do not stop until you give up. 

The type to pin you down and not let go until you admit he won. If you refuse, you're legit not moving. 

This is a big guy so you're not moving him. You give up, he lets go and you manage to crack a smile out of him

We never see him smile in the game but listen bitch, I'm here for the fantasy-

If he's not in the mood, I can see him just saying “no” like you're a puppy or smth. 

You'd go to swing on him again and he'd either grab your hand or give you a look that tells you he's being serious 

Going back to him accidentally hitting you hard as shit, he's used to sparring with two other buff ass men. Imma guess you're not as buff as them, and some of y'all reading this ain't men. Accidents are bound to happen 

You'd think the Grandmaster would have more control but I just think it slips sometimes. He's stupidly prideful and he's used to sparring so sometimes that's where his mind goes. Also once again, he probably sometimes forgets a hit Kuai Liang could handle is a hit that'll take years off your life. 

I would love to say he gets on his knees and apologizes but this is the same man who betrayed his brothers and was like “why y'all tweaking?” so um… 

You're gasping for air and he's “see why I always say no?”

I feel like I'm making him sound abusive but as someone who's play fought with my older siblings, they hit you hard as shit then tell you you're a bitch when a tear slips out. Why the fuck are you hitting me this hard in my chest? You got 5+ years on me-

He's an older brother. He's gonna hit hard. I swear it's in their DNA 

And if he does apologize it's not really verbal. He checks to make sure your limbs are alright then offers to do something else. 

“Are you gonna say you're sorry?” “For?” “For almost breaking my damn lung” “You started this”

You'd expect that the next time you wanna play fight he'd decline cause he doesn't wanna hurt you again. Wrong. 

Remember he's an older brother. THE older brother. Y'all squaring up again. You don't care about your health so fuck it. 

Honestly would be super fun besides the limb you're gonna lose 

Kuai Liang

Would be more cooperative than Bi-Han but still isn't overly excited to play fight 

Bi-Han is the “tell mom. I don't care” older brother. Kuai Liang is the “wait wait wait, I'm sorry. You can hit me back. Calm down. You want some candy?” older brother 

Fully aware he could cause terrible injuries but as time passes on, he relaxes more 

Definitely play fought as a kid but after Tomas started jumping everytime he heard his voice, he thought “maybe I need new hobbies”.

You’ve interrupted his recovery

He actively focuses on holding back and being soft even if you tell him not to

“Hit me harder” “No❤”

Honestly a fun time though. He holds back when it comes to strength but still tussles with you. Also let's you get hits in even when he could easily dodge them. 

If he accidentally injured you frfr, he's checking up on you immediately and says y'all stopping for today. 

“No, I'm ok” “Can you even breathe right now?” “Uhhh… yes😀” “We're done”

For sure feels like an asshole depending on how bad you're hurt. He's not sliding down the wall in pain but he's like “damn, that was a little too hard”. 

“You can hit me back” “No. I've seen Twilight” “What?” “It's gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. I'm not doing that”. (Now I wanna write you making them watch Twilight. I'm never gonna be rid of this addiction-)

You gotta hit him back so y'all can be even. It's the only way to move on

Y'all are not doing that shit again for at least another week or so. 

“We gotta scrap right here right now” “No”

Does the thing older siblings do when they put their hand on your head so when you swing at them, you're just hitting air. 

It's so infuriating so you gotta stop. 

The next time though, you swear you're gonna win. You will not. 

Tomas Vrbada

The most willing and having the most fun 

Tomas has two older brothers that probably jumped him on several occasions growing up and you're gonna try and convince me he doesn't have aggression to get out?

People would probably expect he's the softest but no. He's the youngest. As the youngest myself I can assure you, we are used to putting our all in these fights cause we gotta use all our strength to defeat these evil mfs we live with. Sometimes it's not enough-

You're not his older sibling so he's not scrapping like his life depends on it but I do think he's hitting somewhat hard 

Not as hard as Bi-Han, not as soft as Kuai Liang 

You feel his hits but it's not knocking the wind outta you 

Super fun cause he's also using the environment. Definitely is grabbing a pillow and starts swinging it at you. Definitely is running around the couch to chase you. Definitely has thrown you but made sure to aim at something soft. He's probably even turned off the lights then threw a folded blanket at you 

“Cheater” “Don't be upset you didn't think of it first”

You're fighting but laughing at the same time. There's no real tension. Just fucking around. 

Probably starts initiating it too

If he does injure you fr, for a split second he'd actually see it as a victory then he'd remember you're not his older brothers and is like “oh shit-”. 

Injuring those two would mean freedom (or a worse jumping. really depends), injuring you is not good. 

He knows how bad those hits can hurt so he makes sure you're alright. He's not watching you as much as Kuai Liang would but he'd still make sure you're not overly sore. 

He doesn't feel as bad as Kuai Liang would cause he kinda knows this shit happens. Kuai Liang kinda got a little bit of guilt cause Tomas gets into a fighting stance when he raises his hand up. Tomas hasn't victimized anyone so he's more chill about these situations 😭

Tells you random ass stories about when he used to play fight with his brothers. 

“One time Bi-Han threw me in the air and Kuai Liang jumped to catch me only to throw me against the wall”

“This reminds me of when Bi-Han swept my feet from under me and Kuai Liang jumped on me”

“What is it called when someone jumps on you elbow first?”

“This one time I woke up to them standing over me. I knew it was a wrap”

“One time Bi-Han slapped the back of my neck so hard, it was red for at least a week”

“One time Kuai Liang-” “Tomas… you need a therapist” “I don't think that's what it is”

Unlike Kuai Liang who makes you wait, he's cool with scrapping days later. 

Actually says “time out” when he wants a break. Also says “time in” fast as fuck though to catch you off guard 

Legit the most fun brother. I don't make the rules (except I do). 

I did not mean to write the least for Kuai Liang but I was really brain empty for him. Y’all should give me ideas, thanks bookie

[illicitghoul]

you’re instagram if you were in the BAU (p2)

prt 2 that nobody asked for 🥱 (this is so fun)

part 1 (linked below)

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yourusername

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pennycia and you did a great job 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

yourusername i love you pen 💌

pennycia I LOVE YOU MOST Y/N

derek.m0rg4n @spencer.re1d i love you

spencer.re1d Stop lying for social media clout

derek.m0rg4n fuck you AND your fuck ass haircut

prentiss.em LMFAO

prentiss.em we are such cuties some ppl wish they were us 🥱

yourusername @prentiss.em real asf

yourusername

liked by elliegreenaway & others

yourusername me and spence were conjoined jellyfish in another life

spencer.re1d Can we be anglerfish

yourusername no? wtf is wrong with you

spencer.re1d 🥱🥱🥱🥱BORING

r0ssi81 that is a very interesting photo

yourusername YOU KNOW HOW TO COMMENT?

r0ssi81 you’re pushing it girl genius

yourusername you’re pushing something…

r0ssi81 when i find out how to block someone you are gone y/n

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prentiss.em send me toe pictures 😂😂😂😂

yourusername NO EMILY!!!!!!!!! (ill email them)

yourusername

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yourusername my cute glowing girlfriend (idk who that random man is 🤷‍♀️ kinda scary)

prentiss.em yeah that is really weird 🥱 anyway i love u wifey mwah mwah

yourusername ugh ily lets go frolic in a field or smth

spencer.re1d Yeah that is really scary - be careful guys

spencer.re1d OH MY I LOOK LIKE A GHOST 😁😁

jen.jj45 it’s like i can still hear his voice…

yourusername :( i miss his cute smile

prentiss.em 🎉

spencer.re1d @prentiss.em You aren’t funny

pennycia 😭😭😭😭

prentiss.em ok comedy police spencer reid????

jen.jj45 shes like an angel !!!!!!

prentiss.em I LOVE YOU JENNIFER 🙁🙁

yourusername

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yourusername i said serve and they devoured

spencer.re1d Slay !

prentiss.em y/n meant to say i devoured and you kind of chewed…

spencer.re1d Can you stop harassing me?

prentiss.em i kiss your girlfriend on days that end in y

yourusername TRUTH 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

pennycia what cuties!!! seeing their smiles makes me so happy!!!!!!

spencer.re1d You’re my best friend

derek.m0rg4n everytime you speak it breaks my heart

jen.jj45 HAHAAH WHAT

pennycia CRYING

yourusername

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yourusername my bag broke before i left spences 🙁

spencer.re1d Sigh…. the theory for a broken bag means you have to stay where it broke 🤷‍♂️ i dont know i just heard that

derek.m0rg4n my bag broke in your heart… why won’t you let me stay

yourusername you ate with that one derek

yourusername broke bag mountain

elliegreenaway @yourusername LMFAO

pennycia i’ll fix it for you!!! come over girlie!!!

yourusername omw!!!!!

yourusername

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yourusername day out with my four wives

pen : fanny pack with snacks and a book

jj : losing her mind (too warm)

em : complaining 🥱

me : having a good time :)

aaron.hotchner I hope you all worn sunscreen

yourusername yes 🫡

prentiss.em 🥱

pennycia i had a great day!!! (i read 3 pages)

jen.jj45 i am LOSING it the HEAT i am gonna COMBUST

derek.m0rg4n @spencer.re1d @aaron.hotchner @r0ssi81 could be us

r0ssi81 I am busy for the foreseeable future

dreak.m0rgan @spencer.re1d @aaron.hotcher

at least rossi replied…

[ashipiko]

WHATS THIS? ASHI HAS APPEARED W A NEW TWST OC? CRAZY!!!!! <3 introducing niko cimarron!!!

FEEL FREE TO COME INTO MY INBOX AND TALK ABOUT HIM BTW IT WOULD SOOO HELP ME DEVELOP HIM 🫶

“What’s it now, Carrots? Got yourself in another mess?”

INFO UNDER CUT!

• HE KINDA??? IS MAGICLESS? while in NRC. THE MAGIC SCHOOL.

• 😭😭 you may be wondering how exactly. he doesn’t know either. I FEEL LIKE MIRACULOUSLY HE DID IT AS A JOKE AND SOMEHOW GOT INTO NRC????? as for the entrance ceremony IM STILL WORKING ON IT but magicless fox boy. OK

• <3 scarabia 2nd year!! he vibe checked himself and was like “yk what this one is convincing enough” and here we are

• he doesn’t necessarily LIE despite people sayin that he does all the time 🤔🤔 more so that he’s really good w his words and he just kinda dodges questions in a creative way 🫶 does this sound familiar

• rumor has it he’s made out w azul once and no one knows if it’s actually true or not </3

• everytime he sells his little “pawpsicles” outside of montro lounge (like RIGHT outside) and Azul tries to kick him out he pulls the “oh I GET IT you’re just salty I’ve moved on aren’t you” and suddenly it’s like no one believes Azul 😭😭 ITS KINDA FUNNY

• the tweels LOVE him because of how entertaining he is espec w azul!!! THEY SUPPORT NIKO WRONGS!!!!

• best friend is crowley FR I feel like azul’s TRIED to talk to him about niko but he’s just “a student trying to make a profit. much like you, ashengrotto!” so it doesn’t work. AZUL OUT HERE STRUGGLING

• as for relations w the prefect I FEEL LIKE THEYD BE A LOT LIKE NICK AND JUDY. considering the fact that’s he’s also a magicless student in a magic school I can see a small scene where it’s like “you’re not alone, all right? hey— that doesn’t mean you can run off telling everyone, carrots.” BUUUT. he kinda has issues

• trying to keep up the act of him seemingly having magic because he doesn’t want to be exposed as a phony at NRC……. he doesn’t wanna give into that fox/playboy stereotype and now he’s kinda in this big mess of a lie that he can’t get himself outta 😔 so I imagine telling the prefect is a whole big thing with vulnerability

• he doesn’t care too much about the other guys at nrc but w the prefect who’s given him a chance to be smth more than just a flirt or playboy or scammer he’s kinda scared to tell them he’s been lying to their face this whole time. YK? HES JJST A LITTLE GUY!!!! 🫶 he’s attached to the prefect whether he’d admit it or not <3

• DID I MENTION HE KINDA HAS A PLAYBOY PERSONA?

• ALSO W CALLING THE PREFECT “CARROTS” I can imagine a scene at lunch where he meets the prefect and he’s like “oh you must really like carrots, huh? there’s a bunch on your plate” and yuu gets the decision of either “no, I hate carrots” or “yes, I love carrots!” and either way he goes “huh. well, carrots is your name now~”

[elliecuteckothes]

Let's discuss kayden x kartein.

SPOILERS

Imo this ship makes totally sense

1. Both don't have any love interest

2. They are always together.

3. Cmon dont tell me that u guys believe that he is staying only for Jiwoo??? The man literally picked up the phone and even came there for Kayden. He literally rejected every offer but accepted Kaydens. He literally said " lets go home" HDKSJ. Also Kayden was totally certain that Kartein could heal Jiwoo.

Also when Kayden was fighting the evil guy, Kartein was protecting the students. Kayden gave Jiwoo to him in princess style.

Also let's talk ab this, Kartein, the guy known for rejecting everyone, is there everytime when Kayden goes in a fight.

Let's also talk ab how he wanted to sacrifice himself. And Kayden knew smth was wrong.

4. Their designs are literally the ying and the yang. Kartein=light, kayden= darkness.

5. The way Kayden looks at him.

6. The dynamic w Jiwoo. It literally looks like a family. Kartein with his soft colors and his "feminine" beauty and healing magic is seen as the mom. Kayden is seen as the Dad who trains the kid.

7. Also, trust me, Ive read a lot of korean/chinese novels of all types. What was similar in the bl types is that they are both beautiful amd have a beauty that cant be compared to the other guys. Look at them!!! They are the only guys w unparalleled beauty. Also, generally instructors in korean typically make comments ab girls and stuff, but all Kayden cares ab is fighting lmao.

Also when Kayden went to save Kartein, he got really angry when the evil guy said that Kartein had to stay there. And let's talk ab Kartein, he literally used his last bit of energy to heal Kayden and trusted him w his life. AND THEN WHEN KAYDEN CARRIED HIM.

Tbh we have been getting a lot of kayden x kartein material recently.

"Lead the way Kayden"

*smirk: "I WILL LEAD THE WAY AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT" LIKEEEEE

This is so out of a bl novel like wtffff

[spaceagebachelormann]

zigmar i come to you humbly on this fine evening with the simple request that you give me some sort of might duck sustenance por favor and muchas gracias

they can be incoherent and stupid and goofy and silly to the max i just need to rotate this little kids like rotisserie chickens in my mind (esp fulton portman and julie)

random miscellaneous tmd thoughts !

✧ warnings: some of them may be ooc ngl

✧ additional info: u got it pookums 😈😈😈🙏 also these can be read as either platonic or romantic (not luis)

✧ m.list — nav.

♡ charlie conway !

the most insane taste in music literally ever

bro goes from madonna to death metal SO FAST

but ngl his playlist is always the best and he always gets to play music whenever u go anywhere

but oh my god he’d love pierce the veil in present day

HES ALSO LIKE SOMEHOW AMAZING AT MATH. but he cannot do science for literal shit

also his clothing style changes js like his music taste

will literally be kurt cobain one day and morrissey the next (hed hate morrissey though)

♡ adam banks !

every team sleepover/event/literally anything could js be a spontaneous hangout is always at his house

it’s because he’s rich and his house is huge as fuck and he has every board game known to man

just do not play uno because a fight always breaks out (charlie is always part of it)

he’s always the one who ends the fight also

he has this very calming presence that’s so nice to be around and him js talking to whoever got into a fight immediately helps calm them down

also weirdly good at comforting in the middle of the night but never during the day??

♡ lester averman !

he would watch full house religiously prove me wrong

his favourite character is obviously joey because they are one in the same

everyone on the team and their mother has been forced to watch full house while he’s been at their house/vice versa

he can also cook like. decently well !! it’s not something he’d prefer to do but he will for his friends if they’re tired or smth

♡ fulton reed !

this little shit

he is so unbelievably competitive over the smallest things it’s actually insane

typa guy to race u to see who can get to one side of the room first and start genuinely tweaking if he doesn’t win

at sleepovers he refuses to fall asleep first even if it’s just by a few minutes

he could be dead to the world but still have his eyes open cause he refuses to let u win (unless ur his s/o cause he might consider it that way)

♡ connie moreau !

she is definitely a theatre kid idc

her favourite musicals are probably grease, hairspray and heathers

she likes female main characters!!

everytime she gets into a new fandom she immediately starts thinking abt what it’d be like a musical and probably wanted to be a composer at some point

would 100% beg to use the aux on a road trip and then blast hamilton loud as balls

she wholeheartedly believes six is a top tier musical and she will DIE on this hill

(fun fact i’ve met andrea macasaet <3)

♡ guy germaine !

modern day guy would’ve loved basic white girl music

“life is too short to pretend to hate taylor swift” —him

also 100% a britney spears girlie. and nsync and every stereotypical white girl artist

but i wholeheartedly believe britney would be his favourite and he has her whole discography on cassette, cd, vinyl, u name it he has a britney spears collection

also his ass is NOT straight 💀 i’ve never met a straight man who listens to britney spears

♡ julie gaffney !

lowkey a regina george multitude if she wasn’t kinda. yk. a bad person

she’s a mix of cher and regina

everyone at the fancy ass boarding school literally loves her because she’s calm, smart pretty nice etc etc she’s just a really great person to be around

shes that one student who has every assignment finisher a week early, all a’s and 100% in every subject WITHOUT being mean abt it!!

her ass is friends with the whole student population and knows every well and knows all the drama but won’t tell everyone if she thinks it’s too personal (it’s it’s random petty nonsense she tells the team)

♡ ken wu !

secretly rlly good friends with julie but nobody knows even though they do not try to hide it at all

literally wander the halls talking abt whatever just for everyone to be like “y’all are friends???”

also this man secretly loves lana del rey

him and julie will sit on his bedroom floor and literally tell him the most insane and jaw dropping gossip she heard that day while lana is playing in the background

everytime someone asks his favourite lana song he says grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep-sea fishing on did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd to fuck with them

♡ dean portman !

is actually very very good at math!!

he was a tutor for the 9th/10th graders for a bit to get volunteer hours and also cause he just likes doing math

you’d expect it to be like doing homework with ur dad and the poor kid is in tears while deans like “WHATS NINE. TIMES TWO.” but he’s actually surprisingly patient

if he’s explained something a few times and they still don’t get it he’ll just try it a different way until they get it and work them through the problem

has rlly strong relationships with the 9th and 10th graders cause of this and is essentially their older brother figure

the amount of 14/15 year olds that he’s given relationship advice too is insane (id be one of the 14 year olds probably)

♡ luis mendoza !

his type is secretly quiet girls cause he finds them rlly interesting and likes the thought of them being happy around him but quiet around everyone else

he’s like yes girl be urself with me

it all stemmed from the girl he liked in 8th grade who helped pick up his pencils when she accidentally knocked his pencil case out of his hand (she was a quiet nerdy girl)

like a whole year later and he’s still trying to rizz her up 💀

he’s one of those guys who takes forever to lose feelings

the girl is actually good friends with him btw

♡ dwayne robertson !

i feel like he is fucking AMAZING at baking

his icon is dolly parton and he heard berry pie so he immediately learned how to bake

if someone he knows has a birthday he either bakes the birthday cake or brings them something he made depending on how close he is with them

and holy shit it’s the most amazing thing u will ever taste and nothing will ever compare

yes he’s one of those guys who will go on an 18 minute tangent on how amazing dolly parton is if someone talks shit about her (same i love dolly)

[urfavmattkinnie]

Hi!:) if you take requests, could we get some general Mello boyfriend headcanons?<3

Have a nice day!:)

Here some Mello hcs! Also, sorry if smth is wrong. English isn't my native language

1.When you're on ur period, he carries you everywhere+he cooks for u

2.date idea: u watching ur fav film and he sleeping with his head buried in your chest

3.everytime u both fight, he goes buy your fav thing and put it on your bed with a "sorry" writen on a piece of paper

4.he secretely loves 2000s girly pop. He'd buy u a cd only for listen it with you

5.Every morning he hug u by behind kissing you neck and caressing you as good morning, he doesn't even speak cuz he loves hearing your yappings in the morning.

6.He loves watch you do anything. Even if it makes you nervous, he does it on purpose.

7.Hes secretely a bottom. He might act all hard and cold in front of other ppl, but when u two are alone he's a cutie and usually start to search for cuddles

[fruitstopia]

┊❛ 𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦 & ed 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝖺𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 ❜┊hcsᵎᵎ

A / N : ( the warrens tv ver ofc x lil!reader - no pronouns mentioned ) sighs lovingly lorraine... she ' s so mama !!! & i can ' t seperate her from ed :((( theyre both caregiver material you cant tell me otherwise!! also tumblr posted rhis b4 i edited it , idk how . . . sk if you ' ve seen me posted this b4 . . . no you havent!!

━━ mama lorraine.. or mommy-! whichever you prefer she doesnt mind :3 is the most gentlest , sweetest , patient & loving mama in da whole wide world!!!!

━━ mama! lorraine loOoves music ~ i could see she and dada! ed have their own collection of vinyls ! after dinner they like to put your favourite one on and mama takes you twirlin' ( not too hard ofc! she doesnt want u to have an upset tummy ) while papa watches nd do da dishes :((

━━ mama! lorraine 's such a great cook ! y ' all barely go out to eat cuz the world ' s best cook is here & she ' s your mama !

━━ mama lorraine who sings you lullabies before bed or whenever youre sad :( having you on her lap as her fingers weaved through your hair , leaning down to u then whisper " oh poor baby , cry it all out darling . . . it ' s okay . . mama ' s here "

━━ mama lorraine often get nightmares about smth bad happenin' to you or papa :'((( everytime that happens she ' d go to your nursery to sit on your rocking chair and watch you breathe , it calms her down .

━━ mama lorraine who keeps a piece of you wherever she goes , on her locket theres a picture of the three of you together & on the bag she usually wears theres a little teddybear keychain you picked out for her , everytime she misses you she ' ll take it in her hand and rub the fabric

━━ mama lorraine often scolds dada! ed for not being able to say no to you , the look she gives him everytime he said yes to you for a toy or more sweets is priceless

━━ dada ed . . . would be such a fun caregiver! the type to chase you around the house or play hide & seek with you

━━ dada ed is wrapped around your finger because he could never say no to those eyes!! could never scold you either it ' s always 'mama said' or 'mama will get mad if you don ' t'

━━ dada ed would often take you in car drives ! lots of trips to burger shacks buying u french fries 'nd ice cream , washing the car together & car - karaoke .

━━ when the car needs fixing he ' ll bring you down to the garage and you ' ll be his lil helper , youre sitting on a stool with a helmet on your head ( dada puts that there for 'just incase' ) & he ' s under the car with a hand reached out " can u hand me the wrench baby " u handed him a power drill " woahhh ! okay that ' s not the one bubs , here let daddy have it . . maybe you should just watch for now , okay? " he proceeds the next two hours explaining to u about every tools in the toolbox

━━ and that ' s how you knew what allen wrenches are for .

━━ y'all know how they like to match with each other on their outifts? like dada ' s tie matches with mama ' s skirt , etc etc - well they like to make you match with them aswell ! i imagined mama! lorraine knows how to sow - she ' ll make you matching scarfs , bows , bonnets , leg warmers & even stuffies !

━━ also both mama & papa are the best storytellers ever , they ' ll go deep into character and mimics the characters for you ! bedtime stories with them would be so much fun !

━━ regarding to what age you regress , when youre smaller mama lorraine likes to take the wheel & put all of her attention on you. while papa ! ed admires with a smile , don ' t get me wrong he loves baby you but he knows caring for you in that age brings mama lots of solace , so he ' ll let her hold you much longer , feeds you herself , let her take her time with u , because he 's happy that she ' s happy

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Did you Hit Me with the Confundus Charm | Choi Seungcheol

Synopsis: in which Choi Seungcheol is confused about three things; how the hell to pass his seventh year of potions, why Professor Malfoy hates him so much (it might be because of how terribly he’s doing in his class) and where your feeling for him stands. Genre: fluff, angst(ish), Gryffindor!seungcheol x slytherin!reader. Note: Hint of them being enemies ish. Another repost that was deleted sorry school is actually making me lose it atm. Warning: Reader does smth not that great at one point but they have their reasons. Word count: 2689.

Tagging: @fanfic24

CHOI SEUNGCHEOL WAS CONFUSED.

His friends would agree that he is always confused, but this time he was really confused.

Just for clarifcation, he’s just confused, not stupid. You shouldn’t consider the gryffindor head boy, quidditch captain that always has a plan to beat the opposing team in game stupid. Why? Because Professor McGonagall was the one who assigned him as head boy and saying that he is stupid, is indirectly calling her stupid and she is not.

You would call him stupid for his shit performacne in potions class, that you would have to end up tutoring him.

He wouldn’t call himself stupid, just unmotivated about the subject because to him, it isn’t real magic. (Also because he’s pretty sure professor malfoy is biased)

Him saying that led to you going on for fifteen minutes about how wrong he was.

But due to the lack of motivation, he doesn’t care too much for the class, that’s why he is always so confused in class.

Even though he was confused, you were there to help him become less confused. Sure it took a while through all the back and forth bickering at each other. After a week when the bickering calmed down, you realized he was an idiot.

An idiot, with only one thing bouncing around his head at all times; quidditch.

So that led to the next session taking place at the quidditch where you came up with a game involving quidditch and potions in order to gain his interest. But you had to switch it up every few sessions because he’d get bored when he starts getting the game. (typical gryffindor) but gave you the chance to ask more difficult questions revolving potions and what gryffindor doesn’t like a challenge.

It goes on for a couple of months and you two eventually get closer, start hanging out more than just during the tutoring sessions. Seungcheol would always try to walk you to astronomy class, the one all across the school from his class because you would always carry one too many books in your bag. He would always get confused when you tried to disagree every time. It’s because he doesn't see the insane amount of stares the two of you would get when near each other.

Why doesn’t he see all the stares and whispers when the two of you walk the halls? Because he’s too busy trying to impress you, he pays no attention to his surroundings.

Choi Seungcheol liked you, it was kinda inevitable, with all the time the two have you spend time with each other even outside of tutoring him.

And he’s not that confused on potions thanks to you, but he is still confused on something, do you like him back?

That’s the question he’s been constantly going back and forth about, because you have the same look in your eyes as him when he looks into the mirror thinking of you.

But everytime he tries to ask you out whether to go to hogsmeade together, or visit the astronomy tower after hours, you would always decline.

His friends would always tell him how they would catch you staring at him in class, in the halls whenever you guys cross paths and in the great hall. Even Jeonghan, your housemate and best friend, thinks and is sure that you reciprocate his feelings. They were obviously the first people to know about his little (big) crush on you. They figured it out before he even did, sure it was kind of a weird sight to see a gryffindor and slytherin liking each other, especially with the whole history of them being rivals, but that is so two decades ago.

He still hasn’t given up because technically you never denied going out with him because you didn’t like him back, you always just had excuses. Homework, projects you needed to fix last minute, tutoring session with Mingyu, he almost strangled Mingyu when he learned about that. Maybe… you were confused?

That might be the case, Seungcheol never confessed his feelings towards you, just asked you out on dates. Maybe you didn’t even know they were date dates and just friendly hang outs.

Wait, if you didn't think they were date dates and you declined them all those times does it mean you don’t want to hang out with him anymore?

Did he do something wrong to make you not want to hang out with him anymore?

Did he do something to make you-

“Choi Seungcheol!!”

The sound of your voice breaks him out of his internal thoughts.

God the way you screamed at him was kinda hot with your somewhat annoyed tone and face expression because he probably didn't hear you the first couple of times.

But your expression quickly turned into a scared one when Seungcheol jumped at your voice, well because you guys are literally miles off from the ground and his broom wobbled a little when you called for him the third time.

You didn't need to tutor him anymore, but since the NEWTs were coming soon (in three months, but Seungcheol said there’s enough time, but that’s wrong because there’s never enough time) you wanted to keep him on his toes to make sure he was prepared.

And to mabe spend time with him… because you guys are friends… that’s it… Yes. Friends.

“Huh, sorry I zoned out.” The gryffindor in front of you apologized knowingly pouting, with his stupid kissabe lips… Wait kissable, no, what? That’s disgusting and… stupid…

Anyways you convinced him into these (friendly) date sessions with more quidditch trivia games and you promised him they would be more challenging.

“Tsk, what could your stupid little brain be thinking about?” You raise an eyebrow, moving your broom closer to him.

Flustered by the closeness between the two of you, he avoids eyecontact so he can think that you’re not looking at his red heated face and to not see that stupid smirk on your face.

“I- um…”

While he tries to think of a response, he sees behind you that the sun is setting, making the view behind you a bright orange with two Slytherin and Gryfindor quidditch stands flags waving because of the light wind passing by in the spring season.

He doesn’t know what possessed him to say the next thing that came out of his mouth, maybe it was the gaze you were giving him, or his brain shutting down from all the potion questions you asked today. Or maybe it was his natural Gryffindor instinct for completely losing all of his sense of conscience when he’s with you, not that he had much of a conscience to begin with in the first place.

“I was thinking about how I think you’re the prettiest and smartest person I know. And how I’d like to go on a date with you, if you want? Because I really like you.”

Oh how Seuncheol just wanted to be swallowed by a hole from the ground and disappear forever, (BUT HE CAN’T BECAUSE HE’S MILES OFF FROM THE GROUND) when you didn’t respond.

You however were so glad he had his face looking downwards (he was totally not fantasizing his death) because he would see how your face has been a bit frozen in a shocked expression for a good minute. Completely not expecting that kind of response from him, you expected the usual “ur mom” joke from him, not a heartfelt confession. Speaking of hearts, you can hear yours loud and clear and just hoping he doesn’t hear it as well. Or that would be embarrassing as hell.

Just as Seungcheol was about to apologize for the outburst confession, he heard you cough to clear your throat to reply.

“Well I don’t think jeonghan would appreciate you calling me the smartest person you know.” you let out a nervous chuckle trying to ease the awkward tension.

“Yeah he wouldn’t mind that, but he probably wouldn’t be able to handle the truth that I think it’s you and not him.” he replies while rubbing the back of his neck with one hand.

“I did mean it though,” he says quickly, “everything I said. I really do like you yn, and I’m sorry for just randomly saying it during our study session. You don’t have to like me or anything just-” whatever was going to come out of his mouth, he completely forgot when your lips were suddenly on his.

It wasn't that long of a kiss but long enough for it to be more of a peck. When you backed away from it and realized what you’ve done, you started to panic.

“Oh merlin, I-i didn’t mean to- I mean i did, but i shouldn't have done it. It was a mistake- sorry. Please forget whatever just happened-”

And then you took off, flying down to the ground faster than he’s ever seen, you could’ve been a seeker with that type of speed you probably went faster than his team’s seeker.

You left him so fast, just as confused.

—-

Ever since the kiss Seungcheol has been looking for you wanting to talk because he feels like he deserves some sort of explanation.

You kissed him right after he just confessed to you and you just ran off like that.

But the problem is he had a hard time finding you.

You didn’t see you in any of the classes he had with you, so he thought maybe go check your other classes you had. He missed five of his lessons just to find that you haven’t been into any of your classes.

Which he finds so weird since even though you’re a slytherin you were a bit of a stuck up when it came to school.

He once told you during a tutor session that you should have been in Ravenclaw instead once.

Big mistake

That tutor session for potions turned into a lesson of not to listen to stupid hogwarts house stereotypes. He thought it was kinda weird since you were a slytherin.

But then he understood why you were so like that about this kind of stuff.

You were a muggleborn.

Which means both of your parents were just regular people with no sort of magical blood.

So it makes sense you were so against all the stereotypes, especially the ones at your house.

Because it was really rare for a muggleborn to enter the slytherins house, due to their house founder Salazar slytherin not liking muggle-borns in the slightest.

—

It's been two weeks and he still hasn't been able to find you anywhere.

But he doesn’t have any time to worry about that now since the final match for the quidditch cup is about to start.

The quidditch cup, the thing he’s been trying to win as captain of the Gryffindor team all year long. It’s finally here.

So that would definitely be the reason why he’s so nervous. Because it’s his final year here at Hogwarts and everyone in his house is relying on him in order to win.

Finally he was in the air with his teammates on one side and the Slytherin side on the other, while Mme Hooch was explaining the basic “don’t kill anyone” protocols. His eyes couldn't help but wander to the stadium where everyone was watching.

Everyone except what he prossumes to be you. He remembers you saying you don’t like quidditch very much even though you were excellent on the broom from what he has seen. But he was able to force you to watch his games when you guys started getting closer as friends. And whenever he went to go watch other quidditch games when his house wasn’t playing, you’d always refuse even for your own house.

Did you only ever come to watch whenever he played? Then why aren't you here now?

Seungcheol still thinks it might be because his breath probably smelled and you didn’t want to face him again.

“Hey Cheol,” said the boy next to him, Lee Chan, the team's seeker. “The game is about to start, pay attention captain.”

He nodded at him, maybe the game will help him forget about his confusion.

“You know that the Slytherin team’s Keeper is out sick, so they got a replacement.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, I heard they aren’t all great compared to their main one so let's hope they do miserably.”

–

Turns out the rumour of the replacement keeper was true Gryffindor was in the lead by 40 points with a 120 while slytherin had an 80. But that wouldn’t do them any good if the Slytherin seeker caught the snitch before Chan did because it would end the game and they would’ve gotten 150 points.

Thinking about that does make quidditch sound kind of weird, all that effort into scoring points but it wouldn’t matter unless you catch a small golden ball.

Maybe you were right, quidditch was a bit of a ridiculous game, but it did give him some of his best memories.

Playing Quidditch with his siblings, winning his first Quidditch cup with Gryffindor in his fifth year, becoming quidditch captain last year, his first kiss with you in the stands-

Well even if you constantly avoided him, it still was a nice memory for him.

After another 15 minutes of just wacking a speeding flying bludger across the sky and witnessing the slytherin team taking an offence approach when they realized that their keeper is no use to them. And then taking the lead

The sound for the end of the match was heard, ringing in his ears.

Watching as all the stadium's colours turn into red and gold, the colour of gryffindor, checking the scoreboard board to see that they have won with 270 points and slytherin with 140.

Without a thought he and the rest of his team go speeding towards their seeker who was already down.

—-

After the big gryffindor celebration held in the house’s common room, seungcheol decided to head downstairs to the trophy room and put the quidditch cup into its rightful place up in display.

Closing the glass of the box filled with trophies, he couldn’t help but notice a familiar figure in the reflection of the glass.

“(Name)?”

“Hi,”

“What are you doing here? It’s late, you’re suppose to be at your house you could get in trouble.”

“Yes, I am aware of me possibly getting in trouble if caught, even though you technically caught me.” You step forward, towards a desk in front of you, placing your hands on it.

“I just felt like I owed you a bit of an explanation about everything.”

“You think?” His tone of voice came out more aggressive than even seungcheol was expecting.

He didn’t think he felt as upset as he sounded, maybe he was bottling up everything he felt. And you couldn’t blame him for doing so.

“Yeah, I’m sorry for avoiding you and everything. I-it’s just, I was scared. And I didn’t know what to do.”

“Yn”

“Don’t get me wrong, I like you too, it’s just.”

“Yn”

“You’re a gryffindor and I’m a slytherin and sure the stereotypes are stupid and all but- there’s still stupid predejuice against slytherins.

“Yn”

“You would be praised for breaking the stereotypes while people would think that I would only hang out withheld you to gained something from yo-”

“LN YN!” Seungcheol says a lot louder and finally gets your attention.

Grabs your hands that were on the desk with his,

“So you like me?” He smirks.

Rolling your eyes, “is that all you got from that?”

Squeezing your hand. “No no, I assure you I was listening to everything you said, but the most important thing is that you like me and I like you. So who cares whatever anybody else thinks.”

You blinked. “Wait, you like me?”

“I thought you were smart? Isn’t it obvious?” he chuckles, leaning his forehead on yours.

“YES IT VERY MUCH IS.” A voice from the hall screamed.

“CHAN BE QUIET!” Jeonghan’s familiar voice screams afterwards.

“Don’t worry about them, I’ll give them detention, just like anybody else who says anything about us.” Kissing your forehead before chasing after the two guys in the hall.